Saturday, November 21, 2009

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Hey. Me again.

So I was thinking about suicide. Not doing it, just about suicide and if heaven existed what would count as suicide.

I thought up some scenarios that confuses me a little bit in terms whether it counts as suicide or not.

1. You shoot yourself in the head and die.

2. You smoke knowing it may cause lung cancer, and die of lung cancer.

3. You jump in front of a bullet to save someone and you die.

4. You jump in front of a bullet to save no one and you die.

5. You jump off a bridge and die.

6. You jump off a bridge and you get shot and die in midair.

7. You jump off a bridge and you get shot and you die from the impact of the drop.

8. You jump from a window of a burning building to escape from the fire and you die.

9. You shoot yourself in the head to save someone and you die.

10. You ask someone to shoot you in the head and you die.

11. You ask someone to shoot you in the head, and you tell them to stop but they shoot and kill you anyways.

12. You perform a daredevil stunt and you fuck it up and die.

13. You run across the street in a hurry through a red light and a car hits you and you die.

14. You run across the street in a hurry through a green light and a car hits you and you die.

15. You undergo a surgery to improve your body (you are not sick, you just want a better body) knowing it has a large chance to kill you and it fucks up and you die.

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